Every year the White House Correspondents’ Dinner proves to be a contest as to which outlet can invite the most random, attention-grabbing guests. This year, the Daily Mail proved to be an early frontrunner by inviting former Vanderpump Rules stars (and current The Valley stars) Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright — right in the middle of their new separation. But these two aren’t the only Vanderpump Rules stars to have breached nerd prom and shared a room with the president. Just last year, Ariana Madix, Lala Kent, and Lisa Vanderpump set the precedent — also invited by the Daily Mail — and even got to hear host Roy Wood Jr. joke about Scandoval in front of Joe Biden. So who else from the hit Bravo show should snag a ticket to this not-so-elite function? Let’s brainstorm.
• Stassi Schroeder — Her podcast Straight Up with Stassi technically makes her a member of the press, so she should be invited in any case.
• Mamaw — Brittany’s grandmother would bring beer cheese for everybody…unless the Secret Service intervenes.
• Peter Madrigal — Don’t actually invite him, just bring him out at the end with a tray of tequila shots…just like the reunion.
• Scheana Shay — It’s tough to recover from Ariana getting Dancing with the Stars before her, but hopefully this will soften the blow.
• Jo — Let her dye Joe Biden’s hair platinum blonde.
• The cast of Drive — They’re honorary Vanderpump Rules cast members at this point, right?
• Ally Lewber — Just picture her asking Chuck Todd what his star sign is.
• DJ James Kennedy and Hippie (the dog formerly known as Graham) — Yes, James can DJ the afterparty, but Hippie would also be a great role model for the Biden family’s unruly dog Commander.
• Kristina Kelly — Oh you want headline-making star quality? Look no further than the true star of the show, icon Kristina Kelly.
• Laura-Leigh — As bonafide actress, reality television is now beneath her, but maybe the White House Correspondents’ Dinner isn’t.
• Kristen Doute — Wearing her famous green dress, of course. And there are plenty of people in that room she can tell to “suck a dick.”
• Miami Girl — No need to send an invitation, Kristen will secretly bring her to blindside everyone.
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