Seriously not sure I'm going to find anything funnier today than the replies to this tweet.https://t.co/4GCjTfd5Fj
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) April 22, 2017
I just came across a man holding a pigeon in one of his tinder pics and cracked my screen swiping left so hard.
— Steph Tolev (@StephTolev) April 22, 2017
Eventually, but not now. Tomorrow, but maybe next week. In a fortnight, or perhaps 12 years from now, someone, not me, will build a wall. https://t.co/ht4UWNSiq0
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 23, 2017
today in "I don't understand feminism." pic.twitter.com/5jHt3onqlY
— Rossalyn Warren (@RossalynWarren) April 23, 2017
Donald and Melania Trump Congratulate Army Soldier At Purple Heart Ceremony@realDonaldTrump @POTUS pic.twitter.com/fYTez7pba1
— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) April 23, 2017
— mike sacks (@PhotosOfTV) April 25, 2017
Don't say I never did anything for you, @jwPencilAndPad and @annetdonahue! #JamesCromwell #LarryKingNow pic.twitter.com/mkUgz5Ed7N
— Larry King (@kingsthings) April 24, 2017
Unfortunately, the rabbit had a troubled past. https://t.co/2geFXbWrv6
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) April 26, 2017
Obama is reportedly receiving $400K for his first private speaking gig. Wow! It's so weird to know something about a president's finances.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 27, 2017
"it was a one-horse town. But that horse wore baby blue eye-shadow and listened to T. Rex... so kind of a cool town..."
— Bruce McCulloch (@BrucioMcCulloch) April 26, 2017
Out of every crazy thing, this might be the craziest. He thought having the single most powerful job in the world would be "easier." https://t.co/LqvasKlXw7
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) April 28, 2017
ON LEFT: Trumps 1 page tax reform plan for our entire country
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) April 28, 2017
ON RIGHT: my CVS receipt for lightbulbs and a frozen pizza pic.twitter.com/Nhw5v5YGGb
This piece is bonkers. Like, "the lunatics are running the asylum" bonkers. https://t.co/mIQzSOY8mY
— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 28, 2017
this is my favorite interaction i've ever seen #FyreFestival pic.twitter.com/ihEO1HccAe
— rick (@PatMahogna) April 28, 2017
Rich guy on Twitter: your health/safety is not our responsibility
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) April 28, 2017
Rich guy at #FyreFestival: HELLO POLICE MY SANDWICH IS BAD SEND EVERYONE
