— Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc (@JasonKPargin) April 12, 2024
At no point in this video from the Jimmy Buffett tribute at the Hollywood Bowl can you possibly predict who they will show next pic.twitter.com/rXteO7IdKR
lol this was most days in our monologue meetings. You can see why I've been almost clinically depressed since the show went off the air. https://t.co/bdHn8kt4OW
I've enjoyed seeing the Conan praise on the TL today but the craziest part to me is that if he did nothing else besides write Marge vs. the Monorail he would still be one of the 10 funniest Americans who ever lived
One of my fav Conan moments was his Fan Corrections segment where he made elaborate rejoinders to ppl pointing out pedantic flaws, and one was this to "prove" Lincoln died in the Ford Theater and not the Peterson House. pic.twitter.com/yynj5fgoc9
-Goes to Hot Ones -Says he never touched spicy food on his life -Becomes the Spicy Joker -Becomes the best guest on the show pic.twitter.com/2VWB7PSBIl
I think what confuses people about Conan O'Brien is he looks like he should be funny in one way, but he's actually funny in a different, much better way
lol - getting pizza slice and the guy in front of me (trying to banter with the cashier) is like "you made mine with extra love right" and the cashier very solemnly and Eastern European accentedly said "it's made with normal amount pepperoni"
Finding out Philly has small statues of its actual sports legends but a 6 foot statue of Rocky, a fake boxer, is very funny to me. https://t.co/qLiuX11FgF
I still can't believe Ontario had an internationally recognized public health care system that is being dismantled and privatized so a woefully inept politician can pay his wealthy buddies and everyone is just letting it happen. Canadian passivity is wild.
good time to recall that Conan O'Brien was considered such a generational comedy prodigy from his SNL and Simpsons writing days that they gave him a network latenight show even though the public had absolutely no idea who he was
Since Conan O'Brien clips are trending, here's one of my favorites. From 2011, Conan and Andy did a bit about a viral video of 2 clueless old couples on a webcam. The video of the couples "failed to play", so Andy tried to get it to play on his laptop. pic.twitter.com/YQEDf4N9J0
— Rob Manfred is Blackout Restricted (@AustinKakert) April 13, 2024
Has anyone posted this clip from when Conan replaced the entire audience with children? pic.twitter.com/7Va1Wj8LQd
"Just play along. Come on, man. TV is a lie. You knew that comin in," followed by Tim Olyphant turning to Andy to say, over applause, "Conan is crazy cool." pic.twitter.com/8cW4jAEfdn
If we're still Conan posting, one of my favorite bits was one of his latest, when he had a Hollywood Blockbuster-grade superhero suit made for himself. Reminiscent of Letterman's classic Alka-Seltzer suit bit, he made the silliest thing imaginable the coolest thing in the world pic.twitter.com/fOJpZ4e3yf
I love that Conan O'Brien is getting essentially eulogised when all he did was appear on Hot Ones.
It's completely justified - he is fucking incredible. Here's Harrison Ford actually having fun during a media interview and it's entirely down to Conan being great. pic.twitter.com/ERQ7m9jWej
Before YouTube reactors made fun of out-of-context clips, Conan O'Brien had the Walker Stick. This one clip was so good, they had to highlight it separately pic.twitter.com/x08Wqf0ZwR
What if we just never stopped talking about Conan O'Brien on here? Like, get him trending every single day in perpetuity. I think it would be good for our collective mental well being.
Hey I directed this! I say Conan is canon, and also no one has explained modern media better than Conan frothing at the mouth saying Max changed from HBO because "people found that too popular" https://t.co/vY9rh6QaSR
— "Weird" Analingus Yankovic (@patomicbomb) April 14, 2024
i worked for conan once for a few years on the internet video side where i watched 1000000 sketches & this is my absolute favorite out of all of them. i love it dearly. it's like xanax to me. i share it every chance i gethttps://t.co/EF2BltV0GH
Libraries should stay libraries and if you want them to be community recreation centers you should just say that you want that instead because those used to exist, too, and were shuttered for the same reason conservatives and neoliberals are trying to defund libraries now.
Before we stop posting Conan O'Brien clips, here is my favorite bit from the later days. I queue up the entire WikiBear playlist every so often and always laugh. pic.twitter.com/CVcbOITnNL
All this talk of Conan lately and there can never be enough talk of how kind and genuine a person he seems. I've always been moved by this interaction. pic.twitter.com/DFZ2vFlmy1
— Artist Formerly Known as Carl Featherbottom (@bigdadydrac1869) April 15, 2024
While we're posting our favorite Conan O'Brien bits. Here he asked his interns to act out how they might impress people at parties by telling them they work for conan. It's one of my favorites to revisit when i need a laugh pic.twitter.com/UAPV8xM4ZX
— Yakuza Guy @ Infinite Wealth time! (@TheYakuzaGuy) April 15, 2024
Nobody has posted one of my favorite Conan O'Brien clips of him creating a perfect portrayal of US law enforcement pic.twitter.com/5XclhBTkGg
I'm begging famous comedians to stop talking about cancel culture. It's so fucking boring. Every angle has been covered. You're appealing to the dumbest people in America. It's not good a comedy. It's not good art. If you just want money move into real estate or something
"Here's something: Blur played at Coachella, and they were not pleased with the crowd's tepid response. Did you see this, Ed? I mean, come on: Blur's an iconic Britpop band. What did those Coachella attendees expect to find in the middle of the desert: an Oasis?" pic.twitter.com/yoNy9fE7yq
I love these memes because it's like yeah get off your phone and be in the moment for once, really savour freezing to death in the mid-Atlantic. https://t.co/bT1BJnW8F2
Your daddy was banging Marla after raping your mom and then banged Melania whilst still married to Marla and then banged a porn star while your brother was being born so I don't think it's Judge Merchan who is heartless. pic.twitter.com/WQaCUm5EDU
Pierre Poilievre, the slogan burping Conservative, who pretends he gets working people - gets worked over by the Maritime Mauler, Sean Fraser. https://t.co/nJkYEvGEvO
Donald Trump is currently being forced to spend all day in a court room listening to a judge read wine mom twitter memes about drumpf lmao https://t.co/nMzG2dg260
I love James Austin Johnson's Trump impression so much. It's not just that he sounds like him, it's that he says the kinds of things Trump says in a way that's not over the top. TLDR: JAJ's the best. https://t.co/4HOkI4v8a7
Typically, Siskel would not understand a movie, or fixate on some minor thing that irritated him, and then Ebert would deliver a long rebuttal about what the movie was actually doing and why it was actually good, and Siskel would say he disagreed, and both of them would be wrong.
Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government's cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it.
"don't wash your cybertruck in sunlight" how does everything about this shitty car get funnier every single time i see any news about it. it's the NFT of cars https://t.co/mIooQxIapV
You should get tax breaks for not driving, for not owning a car, for commuting by public transit. It's a total policy mindfuck that drivers get subsidies for new electric cars ostensibly for the environment but the minimal impact of non-drivers isn't recognized whatsoever.
It's so funny that Jeffrey Toobin got caught jacking off his lil Weiner on a zoom and now he just tweets out normal reports about court proceedings like we are supposed to just not think about it.
Remember how Taylor kept her music off Spotify & everyone was like "Wow Queen, fighting for the little artists!" and then they agreed to pay her more so now she's doing her album release party through Spotify even though the platform just demonetized thousands of small artists? https://t.co/crSbK15chi
i just replied to a DM from a month ago and the dude sent back the Simpsons gif of Ringo Starr answering Marge's fan mail 30 years later LMFAO pic.twitter.com/MbciARL3Qm
You literally cannot imagine him saying that to a male athlete. This is just straight up misogyny. WELCOME TO INDIANA, CAITLIN! https://t.co/agzzGo195p
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— Moneybagg Yo(hannes) 🇪🇷 (@AronYohannes) April 17, 2024
Welcome to TSN sponsored by FanDuel. We quickly go to our Toronto Raptors expert Blake Murphy who's standing live in our Bet Rivers Casino studio. Blake, how does something like this happen? https://t.co/iRNTbiqYBe
During the strikes people were going "oh boo hoo, are the rich, famous actors not making enough" and meanwhile every actor who's less famous than like Tom Cruise has a quote like this https://t.co/ISx24MVWmg
The diaper shitting over the capital gains increase is one of my few joys in life rn. Mainline this pissy whining directly into my veins. https://t.co/cEYSIrqrq7
— 🔫 Scott Martin (Pinko Punko)🛼 (@YouCaughtScott) April 18, 2024
me: the Kool-Aid man was basically a reverse vampire. he'd go into people's houses uninvited and have them drink his blood
my therapist: again, it's not technically wrong but I'm concerned you have diagrams
very funny that Tarantino has trapped himself in a box by accidentally making the perfect Final Movie at movie #9 out of his dumbass 10 movie rule and now his expectations for himself are beyond reach for the tenth
job listings are like... Looking for EXPERIENCED team member who can work FAST! Tell me why you are PASSIONATE about editing REELS! Include what super power you would want and WHY! To show you pay attention to detail use the word CORN in the first paragraph - pay is $5 an hour
Was looking at Netflix and let me tell you, stand up comedy is in great hands, this guy Jimmy Carr did a joke about how vegans tell you they are vegans. It's cutting edge stuff and he is not going to apologize
