Ted Cruz Says All of the Simpsons Are Republicans Except Lisa
Published: February 22, 2018
There are all kinds of infuriating Simpsons theories floating around the web (do not get us started on the Hank Scorpio shoe debate), but much-maligned U.S. Senator Ted Cruz has just dropped the worst take yet.
While speaking at the 2018 Conservative Political Action Conference, Cruz dropped this little turd of a comment:
Ted Cruz: "The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson. And Republicans are happily the party of Homer and Bart and Maggie and Marge." https://t.co/7ygJierIC1
Another prominent theory reemerging from this absolutely dogshit take is that Ted Cruz has never actually seen The Simpsons. After all, when he was campaigning to run for president he released this bafflingly awful video: