Watch this. Watch it because there’s a British man wearing a Booty Hunter trucker hat. Watch it because the, er, bassist(?) is playing some freakish non-instrument. Watch it because the vocalist describes the band’s sound as “the finest Tom Waits inspired doom skiffle this side of your worst Mike Mignola-inspired Freudian nightmares.”
Watch it because you know that deep down in your ancient primate DNA, you want all of that. This is literally the best use of your time right now.
Ha ha! I was just kidding about that last part. This video is cursed and now I have a venereal disease until I get someone else to watch it. Phlefonyaar (FLEF-on-yargh) follows you now. It’s gonna spread disease to your face unless you can get someone else to watch this video and relieve you of your itchy burden.
Be proactive and prevent further venereal video curses by ordering the album on April 14th from Cavernous Records.
