DESCRIPTION:
Song Download: https://loudr.fm/release/relish-and-other-delights/SyqaH
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/relish-and-other-delights-ep/id999983739
Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Relish-Other-Delights-Matt-Pace/dp/B00YG6NSQ2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1433374638&sr=8-1&keywords=relish+and+other+delights
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Matt_Pace_Relish_and_Other_Delights?id=Bzmfhf3yz4l2cdnakgefqx2hlxi&hl=en

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Written, performed, and produced by Matt Pace
Video by Brett Belingheri and Marissa Beatty
Starring Stirling McLaren and Jennie Ellsworth

Special thanks to Acaydia Spa and School of Aesthetics in Provo, UT.

Lyrics:
I have a slight confession, dear.
It can’t be worked around.
I know this may be hard to hear.
Maybe you’d better just sit down.

This has been going on for years.
I’ve covered every track.
But I’ll address your recent fears
That I’ve been going behind your back.

My days get boring. I work alone in cubicle one.
But every Tuesday morning, I go and get my toenails done.

You can’t believe I’d justify
This habit all these years,
The so-called waste of cash and time;
But the proof’s in the way it feels.

You say I’m crazy. It’s not like it’s the worst thing I’ve done.
Let’s end pretenses, baby: I go and get my toenails done.

When I go in there, they set me down,
And spill the juicy gossip that day.
And if I’m angry, or wear a frown,
They file it and buff it away.

You say, “Try vices, like mobile games or football or guns,”
But nothing else suffices, I know I need my toenails done.


You say, “pathetic”, as if I did it only for fun.
Perfection’s not genetic. I go and get my toenails done.

And though I know I’m not the only one,
Please don’t go telling anyone
That I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go, and I go-oh,
I go and get my toenails done.

© 2015 Matt Pace Music