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We couldn't afford another guitar so we had to learn to play our song "Nothing" like this. Hope you're not offended.

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Guitar - Donrique
Vocals - Jonny Gorenc
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"NOTHING"

VERSE 1
I kinda hate dancing but ill dance tonight
Don’t ask me why, i just might.
I just took four shots of the JD off of a lady's thigh, it was tight.
We had mad fun. Now it’s back to the lab.
One thing that i gotta make clear’s that "the lab” ain't a place
where i do my chemistry, get my blood drawn, or train rats--
it’s where we lay verses down.
I be in a sophomore’s dorm...
“Do you wanna come inside? it’s a lot more warm..”
“thank you”
Thought we’d maybe drink hot chocolate,
but now were in the hall makin soft core p0rn!
COLLEGE RULES!!
yes it does
I’ve seen some impressive stuff...
met this chick from Texas made me
fumble on my sentences...
But I’m frontin cuz I’m usually
in my room with some cheap liquor.
Bass boomin at 3 in the morning,
I’m recording, waking up my mom
and my dad and my little sister
I’m in the basement and I’m naked as I'm eating dinner.
Watching Pleasantville..... on the television......
Having fantasies..... in my head i’ve been
spooning with Reese Witherspoon
eatin’ Reeses With Her Spoon.
k— I’m back now with a fat sound and track outfitted for a packed house,
but if i wore a track outfit it wouldn’t attract crowds or make 'em clap loud cuz like i said it’s a fat sound.
Man, ya’ll ain’t ready for the level of my decibels
I'm murderin' every mother----, i need a professional
or a "Dr.", but switch the “r" and the “d" cuz the competitions not getting closeR its getting closeD

PRE
this life ain’t half bad
yeah i got this jack and i got this clip
and i got these raps and i got some b*****s i could hit up
im in la la land
yeah I’m all off track
but i like it like that
i like it like that
yeah it ain’t half bad, bad

CHORUS
im doin nothin tonight
gonna waste my time and give up on the fight
and darling i’ll stay doin nothin getting high and getting drunk and
it don’t matter cuz I’m feeling alright
im doin nothin

VERSE 2
Truth be told, I’m thinkin about a giant mansion
with all kinds of fancy designer brands
and a tall guy that stands by the entrance.
Invite only-- player hater censorship.
Cuz if all eyes are glancing in my direction
of course my reaction is pride and arrogance…
like a f*&kin dozen lions braggin'.
the Baddest to Break since Bryan Cranston
with a lisp so this could get meth-y.
I don’t give a f*&k, man i took tests, test me.
Same at the core as i was 12th grade but I’m more
5ex-crazed, immature, and i look less preppy now.
uh— but i bet I’m only getting better that’s a fact and you can bet on that— rappers better get on back.
Cuz even later when you’re drinking at the bar you’ll be
thinking really hard, so you better rock a metal hat!
i said i was incred-i, are you getting where my head is at ?
i never wanna settle I’m a veteran of trekking back and forth
between chords and beats cuz im electronic subversive pop and
symphonic acoustic metal rap.
These fake rappers talkin' a lot about their hood roots….
We’re all well-aware that you’re from delaware….
So put that suburban education to good use….
cuz you’re a backpack rapper but you were never strapped
Gassin' me up while she’s goin down--
“Your d*%k’s huge!”
Don’t blow it out of proportion.
F*%kin' these trashy a*s slu*s is slowin' me down,
it’s just a habit i don’t know how to divorce it but—
I’m finding as time advances that
my mind expands like a giant bath sponge...
It’s like I’m on an island stranded,
you’ll never see me again like the guys from Hanson
(out)

PRECHORUS
this life ain’t half bad
yeah i got this jack and i got this clip
and i got these raps and i got some b*****s i could hit up
im in la la land
yeah I’m all off track
but i like it like that
i like it like that
yeah it ain’t half bad, bad

CHORUS
im doin nothin tonight
gonna waste my time and give up on the fight
and darling i’ll stay doin nothin getting high and getting drunk and
it don’t matter cuz I’m feeling alright
im doin nothin

ACOUSTIC JAM 8 BARS

SMOKE JAM 8 BARS

KEY CHANGE
im doin nothin tonight
gonna waste my time and give up on the fight
and darling i’ll stay doin nothin getting high and getting drunk and
it don’t matter cuz I’m feeling alright
im doin nothin
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Written and arranged by The Pilot Kids
Jonny Gorenc, Donrique