Thee Invaders

Thee Invaders have landed. They've come to earth to play Rock-n-Roll. You may have also noticed they've been transporting pods but don't ask why. Just support thee invasion plans. Do the Blah. -Sneak Out.



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Jesus H Christ mother of Mary sweet Bryan Gregory, if these aren’t the bastard off spring of an Illegal era Cramps then frankly we’ll find a hat to eat and failing that go off in a sulk, kick a passing car and do moonies during rush hour at the roundabout at the bottom of the street. Anyway Thee Invaders do a neat line in psycho-billy surf twang primitive bad boogie groove you know the kind of stuff that your parents warned would guarantee an instant fast track to Satan’s den that nods in varying measures towards the likes of Man or Astro Man…, the Meteors and Link Wray (the latter two being catered for admirably by the boot tapping uber cool strut of ‘no name’). we suggest you re-align your radar’s in coming signals in order to tune into ‘the thing at the door’ - aside its opening sample of the introductory credits from the legendary 60’s TV sci-fi show the Invaders with Roy Thinnes - always a welcomed thing around here - it shapes up for a rather dandy slab of primal rock - a - rolla kitsch kissed garage trash that sounds to these ears as though its fallen of the arse end of Lux and Co’s ’psychedelic jungle’ set while ‘tomorrow we blast off to space’ may just have a few of you tail feather shaking sassy sorts seeking out your Charlie Feathers and Gene Vincent platters for some comparable lip curling sneering fun while ‘the blah‘ is a shade adorned reverb soaked beauty much adoring and wearing its Fuzztones hearts on its green skin - need we say more. An album looms in near distance. -By Mark Losing Today (UK) July 25, 2009



Thee Invaders played the Empty Bottle last night, well, they attacked the Empty Bottle last night. Lead singer, Matt McVader, began one song, offering not to eat the genitals of ALL of the females in the crowd, but to eat all of their brains! The show flew from there. McVader's vocals are gritty and aggressive, he holds your attention with his disaffected glare! Jason Larsen is a wizard on lead guitar. He plays a beautiful Gretsch that broadcasts perfectly his amazing razor sharp lead lines. Traci Trouble is on bass. She is simply the hottest bass player in the city. A veteran of many Chicago bands, she makes a lot of noise with her huge personality and rock- star-cool personal style. Once the show begins, she is all business, anchoring the rock solid rhythm section of Thee Invaders. The drummer is only identified as S.G. His real name will remain a secret, his drumming will not! Thee invaders will play again, Matt will offer to eat your girlfriends brain. You should let him do it. She doesn't use it much anyhow. -The San Francisco Examiner - August 23, 2009 by Lee Klawans