DESCRIPTION:
Sarah Donner performs 'The Motherf**king Pterodactyl' for 'Arts at the Armory' in Somerville, MA. June 18, 2013 - with The Doubleclicks

This song is off her new album 'The Rougue Sessions' available here
http://sarahdonner.bandcamp.com/album/the-rogue-sessions

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https://www.facebook.com/sarahdonner

and her home web site
http://www.sarahdonner.com/

Lyrics
He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Here to tear you a new asshole

Yes it's true he ate ten thousand lightning bugs
Kissing his bowel like a million hugs
He shat them out one phosphorescent night
Painting it like Christmas lights

He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Here to tear you a new asshole

Yes it's true his plumage is the best in town
All the ho's touch his sexy pteroid bone
Oh yes it's true he put the t-rex to shame
His pussy arms on that pussy frame

He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Here to tear you a new asshole

Yes it's true he enjoys his hobbies too
He smokes his pipe, rollerblades, and finds ladies to woo
Oh yes it's true he rode with the Triassic crew
That includes lystrosaurus and plateosaurus too

He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Here to tear you a new asshole

He is awkward on the floor
His feet are shit and his balance quite poor
He hooked up with a grizzly bear
They made love under the sea and everywhere
Then that bear gave birth to a motherfucking bear-o-dactyl
who might tear you a new-
so beware motherfuckers beware

He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
He is the motherfucking pterodactyl
Remember him, remember his song
Remember his tire iron and his enchanting thong