DESCRIPTION: Geoffrey is a schizophrenic giraffe, woefully underpaid by the Toys "R" Us corporation, who is constantly undermined by his wife. A broken man, he drifts in and out of fantasies of a life without responsibility. He spends time alone contemplating suicide and abusing drugs in the basement unless forced to socialize with his bastard offspring — Baby Gee, the shadow of himself as a young giraffe, a portrait of a youth wasted. Tortured by nightmares of snow monsters and his lost dreams of being an astronaut, nothing can match the misery of having a family.
"Geez, Daddy, you're strong!" "I'm trying to be..."
