DESCRIPTION:
Composed and performed by Jeff Litman DMD '09
Produced by Blitz Productions

Lyrics

Thats just dental school

ill tell you bout a tragedy of us in dental school.
With so many requirements, tuition needs renewal
We work from 8 to 5 then we still dont get a rest
Because we have to study for another pointless test

We clean our own units and wait on long lines
Nu-trition diagnosis what a waste of my time
We, set up all appoitnemtns need permission for a start
Run up and down the stairs cause there late with my chart!!!

I, just want, to, graduate.
But so many things just complicate
No thing I send ever gets past Q and A

Make a custom tray
Instead of lunch today
You just have to say
Thats just dental school
make an altered cast
beat and box with wax
memorize the decks
Thats just dental school

Thats just dental school
Thats just dental school

I cannot even see myself, graduate from here
my denture patient moved when the insertion date was near
the crown I made is back , hope the margin fits allright
the lab we use is cheap and always messes up the bite
pindex and festooning those are nifty little skills
I heard that time is money and thats not what pays the bills
A Rubber dam takes about 2 hours to put on
Mannikin endo till the break—of--- dawn

I, just want, to, graduate.
The lab messed up my patients shade
And my- class---- II doesnt reach the DEJ

I Make a custom tray
Instead of lunch today
You just have to say
Thats just dental school
Make an alltered cast
picking surface plaques
Pray to god I pass
Thats just dental school

Make a custom tray
Case complete today
But I will have to pay
Thats just dental school
make an altered cast
super glue the cracks
tell yourself relax
Thats just dental school

Thats just dental school


Were secretar-ies and in charge of the fees
Its---ridiculous we dont get paid as employees
That doctors here once a week?
You Change attendings what a mess
same case with different faculty your bound to reimpress
Seaching for these
Board----, lesions have to be a certain size?
Thats ridiculous, im sick of this
no student in my eyes
isntt qualified based on the lesions that we find
the boards, the Nerb, im competant step 1 thru 8 please sign


I just want , to, graduate.
chartroom staff makes me irrate
Thousands of doallrs of debt Ill have to pay

Make a custom tray
Instead of lunch today
You just have to say
Thats just dental school
Make an alltered cast
picking surface plaques
Pray to god I pass
Thats just dental school

Make a custom tray
Case complete today
But I will have to pay
Thats just dental school
make an altered cast
super glue the cracks
tell yourself relax
Thats just dental school

(outro)
When im done ill understand
Thank my training in the end
Although the struggle is not fun
better dentist welll become..

looking back I understand
its only training in the end
our careers have just begun
now that dental school ----is ---done

Dedicated to the Dental Graduates of the class of 2009