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Made by R. Wappin for albinoblacksheep.com

Get the MP3: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/fredthebeard Music by Logan Whitehurst (RIP)
See more by R. Wappin: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/rwappin/

Conversion of this video was buggy, mainly with fonts, but I wanted to get it in HD and with clear sound.
You can view the original file at http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hellofred
See if you can spot any differences.

What's your name?
I'm Fred the Beard

Why, I ain't never seen a beard with a name like Fred

Hello, Fred the Beard

Where do you grow?
I grow on your face

Why, I ain't never grown a beard on my face named Fred

Hello, Fred the Beard

What if I shaved?
Then I would die

Well, I gotta shave now Fred the Beard
Well, goodbye

Hello, Fred the Beard

I'm Fred the beard