DESCRIPTION:
Artist: Ghost Mice
Name: Free Pizza For Life
Album: Ghost Mice/Pretty Hot Split

Lyrics:
I'm gonna write this in a book one day
But for now this song will have to do.
It's about the lengths that you and I were willing to go to
To get some free food.
It was 199-something I can’t remember
I'm bad with dates.
You and I were living in my van
Everything that we had we had to take.
And the saddest song ever heard on the radio
Was:
‘Let it snow let it snow let it snow
Let it snow let it snow let it snow’
It said: “We got no place to go
Let it snow let it snow let it snow
And we didn't have any place to go
It snowed it snowed it snowed”
But wait!

Let’s take it back a few years
To the day were first met.
I moved to Bloomington to be a bum
You were here on a full mathematics scholarship.
I was from a small town
You were from a small town
We became the best of friends.
Where our story begins
Is where our trouble begins.
I never had a dime to my name.
You liked playing games.
A local pizza place had a deal
10 coupons got a free 12inch
So this is what we did
You see the college kids
They never cut the coupons out.
We’d dig through the trash and find them.
A few nights work put pizza in our mouths.

We started to wonder where the coupons went after
People turned them in.
So we looked in their dumpster and what did we find
We found 140 of them!
Sooner than later we started making our own
When Kinkos got the red copy machine.
One day they busted me.
The manager said: "We don't take photocopies."
So I jumped into the car
Told the driver to drive.
As we set off into the night we yelled:
“Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!”

A few years later you dropped outta school
We both spent a few months in our home town.
We've both been down and out
But we were doing our best to get back up now.
One night we were sleeping in the van.
It was fourteen degrees below.
I woke up because I heard something crack.
You said it was your foot frozen to the window.
Our desperation drove us to dishonesty.
We were criminals, distinctive and vile.
Declared most of the world to be our enemy.
We stole checkbooks
And credit cards!
Signed signatures that were not ours!
Slice after slice we ate
Pizza every night.
We always shared it with our friends,
Gave the driver a mighty tip.
In our simple minds we found
A slice of a paradise.
But I guess we took it a little too far
‘Cause you ended up doing some time.
When they slammed the door to your cell
I swear I heard you yell
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!

On the night that we bailed you out of jail
It was 2 weeks later you looked scared and pale.
To celebrate setting you free
We ordered some pizza
And paid with forgery!
‘Cause when they knock you down.
You can’t stay on the ground.
You gotta keep getting up.
You gotta keep putting your faith in luck.
And as we can clearly see
That we made some mistakes.
For the most part I have no regrets
At some parts I feel just a little ashamed.
But it all worked out okay in the end!
And I think I would do it all over again.
Sorry you’re the one they caught.
I wish it could have been me my friend.
I'm not saying we were wrong!
And I'm not saying we were right!
All I know is what we want:

Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!
Free Pizza For Life!


I don't own this song.
The lyrics are made by me.

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