Dhahii

In response to the questions "who are you?" and "what do you do?" Dhahii has drafted this text for your perusal. Please note: Sending feedback in relation to this text is an act of morbid futility and will be treated as such an act demands.
Dhahii is a manipulator of carefully chosen words, placing them in particular orders for desired effects. This text you are reading is not indicative of his approach the arts of wordcraft, but then again, can you actually believe him?
Dhahii is a manufacturer of ideas, and is prepared to share them with interesting practitioners of relevant crafts. Name your poison: he'll decide if that's how he wants to plod into eternity (or oblivion).
Dhahii is an artist, specializing in mixed media painting, and really doesn't care what anybody thinks about that. He almost went to art college, but saw it destroy the artistic inclinations of two of his friends and he decided that maybe instinct was best.
Dhahii is almost like a musician, playing electric mandolin in patently unsuitable ways. His music is like his writing and his art: ragged, stained, largely made of unidentifiable elements, and widely considered as a generic abomination.
Dhahii refers to himself only in the third person when he's not the first person to do so. He will often refer to other people in conversation and emails as "other people", which is obviously an act of sensual degradation. He will refer to himself only when he has no other course of action open to him, particularly eating, of which he is very fond.
Dhahii likes chocolate. Remember that: it's important.
Dhahii will respect numeric folk laws, often working in threes, sevens and nines. He is not completely sure why he does this, but theories may be formulated and posted as comments here by those with little else to do.
Fly Mungolian. You BITCH!!!