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The Short: Video for Stuff and Stuff made with barely any members of the band.

The Long: On February 27th, we had an awesome party for Olivia's birthday, even though her birthday was like... two months ago. We ate spring Oreos and they ate tacos, but I was late and didn't get any. Then we played some weird werewolf card game which I totally fucked up. We got to know each other in traditional sleepover fashion by playing Truth or Dare. I had these two books of things to do before you die, and one of them was to have an awesome sleepover, so we tried to do everything on the list. Anyways, at 11:something we decided to leave for Up-All-Night, which is this free event that WVU holds with different activities and free food so their students won't get all fucked up and drive around and die. The catch is, everyone just gets fucked up BEFORE going to Up-All-Night and then eat the free food and get their faces etched in glass. So we eat some free food (you can watch Chris and I pass a chewed orange back and forth orally) and then sign up to do a video, which of course, we debate what song to do for a half an hour, before the dude gets pissed and says we have to pick now. Someone decides on 'Hey Ma' which is funny because it's a group of predominantly straight edge dudes and the song is about drinking and getting high and shit. So yeah, we danced around and wore weird shit and made that video, which the guy burns to DVD and gives to us. Oh, and somewhere along the line, we played a little kid's clapping game called Concentration, I think. Anyways, Up-All-Night ended, which totally makes it an inappropriate title, so we went downtown to fuck with all the drunk dudes who're getting out of the bars around 2. Rach and I started chanting "power taxi" because she thought she saw Dooz driving a taxi, and I had asked her what super power she would have, if she could have one which she STILL never got back to me on. Then we started singing "super", "power" and "texting" in any number of combinations and raving around a bunch of macho drunk dudes, who all wanted to kick my ass and fuck the rest of the ladies. We made some dude walk backwards into a driving car, which totally looked like it was out of a scene from Final Destination. Then a bunch of drunk dudes called Chris and I fags, so Rach called them out, and between you and me, she and Olivia totally could've taken all 5. They do the Firm. So we get home, and I ripped the DVD to my laptop and fucked with it in that free Windows Movie Maker software (which totally sucks) until it sort of resembled a Cryptorchid song. I tried to match whatever Kree was doing at the time to the music, which is funny, because she had never heard the original "Hey Ma" song before. So yeah, not that anyone really gives a fuck or will even read this, but that's the long version.