The Emotron

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↓↓Reviews↓↓Vampire Lunch Lady Tits suffers from too much over-the-top, trying-to-be-in-your-face nonsense, and a complete lack of interesting musical ideas.Alternative Press- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -This.this is.this is absolutely alluring.I have never in my life seen? such a splendid display? of musicianship.youtube.com/user/doomyourfacein- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -The Emotron's show is absolutely mindblowing. I've heard of people? actually afraid? for their lives at his showsyoutube.com/user/wecanhavefunforever- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -The Emotron could be Gollum's sleazy uncle, singing karaoke at your grandpa's VFW club. But, rather, he is at your local DIY club, vomiting and bellowing over maybe two dozen young hip culture vultures who, like it or not, are getting their minds permanently blown.

cineplosion.blogspot.com- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"With an Ever-Evolving Stage Show, Fans of the Emotron never know what to Expect when Kyle Knight visits their Town. Like a Jam-Band based Performer on Acid, the Emotron’s Stage Show Changes Each Night from City to City. A New Tour brings a New Musical Artist in much the same vein that David Bowie Changes from Ziggy Stardust to the Thin White Duke."



"With his Latest Release, VLLT, the Emotron Matures and Expands on Previous Musical Efforts. Many of the Songs are Familiar to his Long Time Fans, as having been Road Tested and Approved. Karaoke Night, Busted, Don't Tell me i'm Wrong are the Highlight’s of the New Album."

Uncle Andrew

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The Emotron Show has become Completely Overwhelming, Dark and Terrifying.

The Metamorph you have Undergone is Amazing, Truly Striking Stuff.

I haven't been struck by anything that hard in a while.

Spencer Pope

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"You Were that Dude Wrapped Up in Rubberbands Last Night, Huh?"

Dude from None More Black

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"Pure Evil came to Morgantown ast night. I’m not certain if I witnessed an interdimensional creature giving birth, an exorcism, or both simultaneously. All in all, I was happy to wake up the next morning, open my shutters, and realize the city was not razed to the ground.



Each time I’ve seen The Emotron, I have no idea what to expect. It’s like walking into a snuff film, without knowing ANYTHING. I have to say, it’s both frightening and wonderful, all in the same. I consider myself to have a strong stomach, but I remember catching myself wincing a couple times during his set: especially when The Emotron lit his penis on fire, back in 2009. Without a doubt, his performances have put hair on my chest, that’s for sure; and i have plenty of room for more!"

Kevin Raines

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Everything was well in perspective and for once, I didn't so much see the Emotron as this disgusting schizophrenic episode interpreted into live art as much as a very clever individual doing precisely what he pleases.bigearsmusic.blogspot.com

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↓↓Discography↓↓

+ Teenage Jesus - 2006 Full Length (Omega Point/Death By Karaoke)+ The Decemberwrist - 2007 Full Length (Asbestos)+ "Live at One Member Band Fest - 2008 Jackson MI Download for Free+ Vampire Lunch Lady Tits - 2010 Full Length (Slanty Shanty)

V/A+ Swayze's Venue Compulation - 2006 Swayze's Records+ Shine Some Light: A Benefit for Dan Lang-Gunn - 2007 Asbestos Records+ Chicken Ranch Records - 2008 Christmas EP+ "Up End Atom: A Tribute To Atom And His Package" - 2009 Hartless Hind Records