DESCRIPTION:
Words & Music by Bob Colladay

Lyrics
[B]If I had a [G7]one dollar [B]bill
I said if I had a [G7]one dollar [C#m7]bill [F#7]
[B]I'd toss it to a bum who's [B7]smellin strange
[E]then i'd ask him [E7]for my change
[B]If if I had a [G7]one dollar [B]bill

If I had a five dollar bill
Yes-if I had a [G7]five dollar [C#m7]bill [F#7]
I could buy you a fine new dress
I've heard that goodwill has the best
Only if I had a five dollar bill

If I had a twenty dollar bill[B]
Jump back I said If I had a [G7]twenty dollar [C#m7]bill [F#7]
I'd buy 2 bottles of our favorite Gin
Get up in the morning and do it again
If I had a twenty dollar bill

Kazoo

[B]If I had a [G7]hundred dollar [B]bill
Imagine that a [G7]hundred dollar [C#m7]bill[F#7]
I'd take all my friends out to eat
when that check arrives I'd yell Dutch Treat
If I had a hundred dollar bill
If I had a hundred dollar bill
If I had a hundred dollar bill

E7 IF I

F#7
G7
F#7
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