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I think the moral is to not trust girls with no eyes and really sharp teeth

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notes
“behind your back” could also be interpreted as “on the hidden (account)” ; the word 裏 means “behind, back, something hidden from view, etc” both lines "behind your back" and "on the hidden account" use it

everything from "who shall I pick" to "Kaki no tane" is a japanese playground rhyme used for picking people (basically the same thing as eeny meeny miny mo)

---Lyrics---

「内緒だよ？」とか言いながら
一人二人と拡散してく
親友にしか言えないアレな話

Whilst saying “It’s a secret, ok?”
one person, two people, it spreads
that kind of story you’d only ever tell to your closest friends

ヤバい時、絡んでくれて
ホントありがと嬉しかった
特別に教えてあげる　裏アカウント

“you supported me, when times were tough
thank you, really, that made me happy
I’ll tell you, specially, about the hidden account

絡んで is literally "be involved with" I went with "supported me" but it has a "stick with me" idea, wasn't sure how to phrase...

仲良しグループこの中に一人ないし
二人ほどの裏切り者がいるみたい

a group of close friends, it seems in our midst
one or two traitors are present

ちょっと待って　セキュリティが
甘いっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
ほら先週の会話内容が晒されてる
冗談じゃねえ

wait a minute, the security here
isn’t exactly at a level where it can be called soft y’know
look, the contents of last week’s conversation is being totally exposed
this isn’t a joke

あれれ　もしかしてみんな
仮面-マスク-を装備してらっしゃる？
「もう金輪際、からかわないで」
裏切りものは誰でしょや？

my my? don’t tell me everyone
has masks equipped
“Aa, for the life of me, don’t ridicule me (for this?)”
who could the traitor be?

どちらにしようかな　天の神様の言う通り
あーめんそーめんアブラムシ　あべべのべで
柿の種

Who shall I pick, it’s all as the heavenly god commands
amen, somen, aburamushi*, abebenobede
kaki no tane**
*cockroach
*persimmon seed

あの子はね、裏でずっと
君の悪口言ってたよ
私はさ　君の味方で心配なんだ

um y’know, that girl, is always bad-mouthing you behind your back
and as your friend, I’m a little worried

ゲームってさ
何かを育んだり
何かを守ったり
何かをかばったりするより
じわじわ奪ったり
めちゃめちゃに壊したり
罠にハメたり
裏切ったりするほうが
ゾクゾクする…
そうじゃない？

the thing about games;
more than raising something
more than protecting something
more than sticking up for something
stealing things bit by bit
breaking things into pieces
catching things in traps
and betraying things,
is far far more thrilling (x3)
ain’t that right?

彼奴の策略に乗らないで
嘘だらけ　ウチらの方が
秘密を共有してるでそ？

don’t join in with her scheme
this lie-ridden side (?) of ours
is sharing secrets you know?

ちょｗｗｗ裏切りクオリティが
高いっていうレベルじゃねーぞ
その表面上のじゃれ合いなんて
計算ずく　みえみえじゃねぇ？

umm wait, your treachery
isn’t exactly at a level where it can be called high quality y’know
that superficial friendliness of yours
is obviously calculated?

あれれ　もしかしてみんな
マスクを装備してらっしゃる？
三文芝居　臭すぎるわ
裏切りものはさぁ…
てか、全員じゃね？

my my? don’t tell me everyone
has masks equipped
this cheap drama, really stinks
the traitor…
-I mean, it’s all of you, right?

「自分は問題ない」
「私悪くないもんね」
「あの子も言ってたよ」
「アリエナイって言ってたもん」

“/I’m/ no problem”
“It’s not my fault?”
“She’s said it too”
“I told you it was impossible”

「なにそれむかついた」
「もういいよ」
「全然よくないよ」
「A子もB子もC子もさ、
　調子にのっちゃっておかしいよ」

“the hell is that? I feel sick”
“geez... that’s enough”
“that's not nice at all”
“A-ko, B-ko, C-ko, you’re all getting so carried away it’s weird…”

どちらにしようかな
天の神様の言う通り
ネガティブ超連鎖
ベストスコア出たんじゃね？

who shall I pick
it’s all as the heavenly god commands
with this long negative chain (/combo)
the high score’s appeared, hasn’t it?

---Credits---

/sm24641601

Song : Minus / マイナス (@wan_opo)
Illust/movie : Ryuusee / りゅうせー

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