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Well I'm a rollin' down the highway now in my old van
You know the one I got so cheap from my Old Man
I look in the mirror, and what do I see
A little blue Corvette now catching up with me
I pulled to the right to let that car go by
And as it got closer I said, "My, My, My"!!

Well I could tell she had high heels on and stocking too
'cause her skirt was micro-mini now and leather too
The midriff top she had on didn't do much to conceal
The fact that what she had down there was seriously real
Her fingers on the steering wheel were driving me wild
When she looked up at me, and she gave me a smile

Woman in a “Vette” you've got a hold on me
Woman in a “Vette” you sure make me horny (Or, “you know you’re drivin’ me crazy”)
I've seen a lot of things but man I'll never forget
That day on the highway and that woman in a Vette

Well I think I might have blushed, yea I was frozen in my seat
I felt just like a schoolboy, who'd never had that treat
She ran her tongue seductively all around her lips
I said, "If there's a heaven, man this is it"
She stayed long enough just to give me a view
Then she stepped on the gas, and away she flew

Woman in a “Vette” you've got a hold on me
Woman in a “Vette” you sure make me horny (Or, “you know you’re drivin’ me crazy”)
You say there's something better, man I'll take that bet
'cause to me there's nothing better than a woman in a “Vette”

Well I tried to keep up, but my old van was too slow
All I could do was watch her go, go, go
Soon she was gone, she was ahead so far
I couldn't pick her out from all the other cars
I've seen a lot of things, but man I'll never forget
That day on the highway and that woman in a Vette

Woman in a “Vette” you've got a hold on me
Woman in a “Vette” you sure make me horny (Or, “you know you’re drivin’ me crazy”)
I'd rather catch a bus now, then catch a jet
So I can look down at the legs of a woman in a Vette

Woman in a “Vette” you've got a hold on me
Woman in a “Vette” you sure make me horny
You say there's something better, man I'll take that bet
'cause to me there's nothing better than a woman in a Vette

Woman in a “Vette” you've got a hold on me . . .