Satnam's Tash

I'd Like To Be The Guy Who Died In His Car
Boiled and Fried Queueing for Petrol
If I Were Him Life I would Be Great
No Late Nights No Worries Mate
The Guy Who Fried Himself Queueing For Petrol



GRANNY CAN'T EAT BECAUSE SHE'S GOT FALSE TEETH AND THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY THE KNIVES --- SHE CAN'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE SHE'S BEEN MADE A VEGETARIAN WITHOUT VITAMINS AND MINERALS SHE'LL DIE



Who In The World Has Heard Of Satnam's Tash?
World Visitor Map



I FLY AROUND THE SUN A THOUSAND TIMES EVERYDAY - FAR AWAY TO ANOTHER WORLD FAR AWAY FROM THIS ONE - I'M GOING TO GET MY OWN POOL SO THAT I CAN DROWN MY SORROWS EVERYTIME THAT I'M BLUE WITHOUT EVER LEAVING MY HOME ------------------------------------------



I am a house I am a car I am a sofa I am a holiday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't be a problem buy a new sofa and television
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It takes a lot to make us happy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The outside world is very dangerous, better stay inside and watch telly
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Take a step back and look
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Slow down
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Commence free thought
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your head is full of rules
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your head is full of lies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You are being lied to
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hide inside
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Let the T.V think for you
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Try to be nice
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Put the world on freeze-frame



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ruled by make-believe
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Today could be different



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not surrender



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Something has changed in my mind
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can you hear me when I call?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~This is reality calling
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Follow your dreams
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~None of it is important
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~What will you do with your day?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If you don't watch television, you don't miss it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Demons run the world
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cracks are appearing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Spending time with your kids is more important than spending money on your kids
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You buy more when you are unhappy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chill out!!!!!!!!!!



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not fight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not kill



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race Do not fight Do not kill



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can you believe in me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Is your television big enough?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Since you've been reading this your clothes have gone out of fashion
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Try to get another angle on life
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You'll never get what you want because you're looking in the wrong place
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Part of the herd
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Alcohol is a drug
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Get high
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Do not race Do not fight Do not kill
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~If you look at this for too long you'll miss Eastenders
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to bed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Would you as a child be proud of you now?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They'll protect us while we dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of another day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Can't feel a thing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a house
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a car
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a sofa
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a holiday
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ruled by make-believe
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~None of it is important
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You can change
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Believe in yourself
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't worry what people think
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~It's a perfect day in my perfect world
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The same as yesterday, the same as tomorrow
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~No need to worry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Go back to sleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They'll protect us while we dream
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They love us all
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They have only our best interests at heart
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They love us all
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~They have only our best interests at heart
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Look to close and the cracks appear
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't breathe too loud
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~We'll be safe in the wreck
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A clean slate for a beautiful picture
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Worry all day long
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~All day long every day forever
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Anything is possible
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Everything is possible
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Search for the truth
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't believe the lies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hedgehog surgery on my T.V
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Pretend it's your own idea
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Everything's getting blurred
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Never leave your home
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Government statistics show marked improvement
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