Zerostar

See this is where I'm supposed to tell you how excellent and skilled I am at the sacred art of rapping. But, chances are if you're on my page you can already tell that supposedly right? Dont ever believe anything I say because I'm a rapper and all we do is lie. Unless I say its true. Even then its probably still a lie. I'm about as sarcastic a dude as the world has ever known, so the question is was I being sarcastic about being a rap liar or not? When I was growing up I wanted to be a dude with dreads that listened to hip hop and probably spent too much money on shit like shoes, but that didnt work out too well. So, I settled for being a dude with dreads that spends too much money on shit like shoes, and drinking. I one upped myself. Oh yeah I am supposed to talk about my music right? Ok well one day I went over to Blueprint's house and recorded a bunch of songs, and then we put it out. Then some guy named Fess fucked up a lot of shit with the music, so now I gotta do it over. Aint that a bitch. I mean I was over at Print's house pouring my soul into the music for the world to know how truly deep of a human being I was. The end. (Of that story) My slang switches like every 4.3 hrs so if you're talking to me and you dont understand what I'm saying, give it another few hours I'm bound to say something you get. I used to watch Passions the soap opera. That shit was dope as hell. But, then they moved it to direct tv, and I dont have direct tv so its a wrap for me. I wanted to be an extra on the show, but you have to have two years acting experience. Apparently they dont know that being a rapper is all the acting experience you'll ever need. All artsy girls need to find another shoe to wear besides the dunk. All hoodrats need to find another shoe to wear other than air forces. If you see me on the street remember you dont know me, yes I'm secretly T.I. without all the machine guns and silencers. If by chance you do get a chance to meet me there is a good chance I'm somewhere being space ghost. If you dont know what that means good I like to keep my identity secret. I'm probably the black Lenny Kravitz. That is all you will ever need to know about me. Oh yeah you could buy my album, but why do that when you can get it in places like Spainish blog sites. Or you could just download my free online mixtape. Because to quote Redman "I am so cool cool cool."



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