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have you ever heard the extra songs on the blink 182 cd's. they are really disturbing. these two songs are the last two tracks on the jacket cd! yeah so look at the cd next time to see if it has a jacket or pants. i dont know yet if they have a plane cd. lyrics below.

HOLD ON
I hear the phone, it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
Girls always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things aren't too hopeful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls do mean trouble
Because they are rarely honest

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
Screw with my head, now I cave in 'till they their way
Guys like to run, chicks love to yell, you see
Guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things aren't too hopeful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls do mean trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Hold on, hold on
hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
and when you come back running
there's no use for explanation
I think things aren't too hopeful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls do mean trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things aren't too hopeful
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls do mean trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation

WHEN YOU FUCKED GRANDPA
Uno, Dos, Tres, Quatro...

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to felate him
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole.
Granpda is a total fucking asshole.
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass.

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mothers bed...

(Mark screaming in the background)
This is fucking stupid man! I cant belive you have sex with your own
grandfather, I mean you guys are related! What's he gonna do take out his false
teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, you like to fuck him in
the butt and have everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over
the place! This is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my
mom tonight, man! This is stupid!...I hate you!