DESCRIPTION:
(c) Phil Robinson 2009

Parental Advisory:- Explicit lyrics and images!!!!

My first ever rap song. I hate my voice but what can i do. A person dear to me died recently and it made me think fuck it, lifes too short to think what if? so here ya go. More to come!!

Beat is by kitten3 (dark hip hop beat, look it up, thought it was by GID Productions for ages? then found it randomly :) i'm talking two years!!)

Lyrics (c) cockfags, so no trying to steal them!!

It must be good to be you?/ Id like to walk in your shoes/
See things like you do/ dream things that come true/
Theres a spider in my room/ but his fate will come soon/
In fact/ the fucking same thing/ that will happen to you/
Youll get squished like a bug/ and then just split into two/
Theyll have to use your dental records to identify you/
Youll be on channel 5 news/ People will recognise you/
Theyll be saying hey its that dude/ the one thats nasty to you/
The one who pushed you all around/ and called you assholes and fools/
The whole room turns around/ and thinks bastard its true/
Then they all start to fucking/ raise a glass up to you/
Cause there all glad to see you dead/ if Its the last thing they do/
And as they raise up a beer/ you see/ they let out a cheer/
I can see that some of them are thinking/ I dont believe what I see/
But then it starts to sink in/ that this is bound to be real/
I just sit back/ and think/ how this is all down to me/ he he/

Chorus
If I see that guy again
(Im chopping him up)
And if I ever see his friends
(Im chopping them up)
Didnt you hear what I said?
(Im chopping them up)
And when I start to see red
(Yep, chopping him up)

But I Gotta question in my head?
(Im chopping him up)
Should I shoot the cunt Instead?
(No, Im chopping him up)
Come on! bullet through the head?
(No, Im chopping him up)
Man, what was I thinking?
(Just chop the cunt up)

I was all down to me/ so I had to figure it out/
So I started with/ trying to figure out exactly/ when youd be out/
Ill come in your house/ have a little fun with your spouse/
Ill come in her mouth/ then a little some on her blouse/
And dont think/ I forgot/ that its you/ that I followed/
Its why your bitch/ just got fucked/ and then sucked/ and then swallowed/
Oh/ now your wondering how/ I even knew where you lived?/
Was at her school the other day/ and I just followed your kid/
Shes pretty aint she/ whats her name Stacy?/
I think I read that off her blazer/ while I let her felate me/
It things like this that I say/ that really make people hate me/
Thats why when cops get involved/ arrest me/ then they take me/
And they find/ out that I/ escaped from/ Franklin prison/
I got twenty-five/ to life/ for executing women/
But now all is forgiven/ Im gonna get on with my life/
So just bend over dickhead/ and get the fuck onto my knife/

Chorus

All the guys At Work/ said they would like to be you/
Now, none would like to stand with you/ right in your shoes/
See now Ive chopped you up/ I cant decide what to do/
Maybe Ill stand you in the corner/ make a light out of you?/
Ooh!/ Maybe a suit/ then I will have two/
Like that guy?/ Buffalo Bill from Red Dragon 2/
I mean/ Silence of the Lambs/ shit! Im always doing that/
Ill try again/ if you can/give me another chance?/
Ooh!/ maybe a suit/ then I will have two/
Silence of the lambs/ is what/ I will/ aspire to/
Buffalo Bill/ I wish I was/ half as/ violent as you/
Prancing high/ in just a skin suit in/ my living room/
Made out of housewives/ cheerleaders/ and prostitutes too/
Id be the reason/ why your all/ fucking watching the news/
But this is all in my head/ see bitch/ none of its true/
I just thought Id fucking say it/ just to see what youd do/ ha ha/


Chorus

Cause if I see that guy again
(Im chopping him up)
And if I ever see his friends
(Im chopping them up)
Didnt you hear what I said?
(Im chopping them up)
And when I start to see red
(Yep, chopping him up)

But I Gotta question in my head?
(Im chopping him up)
Should I shoot the cunt Instead?
(No, Im chopping him up)
Come on! bullet through the head?
(No, Im chopping him up)
Man, what was I thinking?
(Just chop the cunt up)