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They call us the Animal Brigade
I don't like to ocean cuz I'm afraid of mermaids
One find day I was in first grade
Playing a harmless game of charades
A mermaid stabbed my butthole
I need first aid
While I'm laying there with a cut on my butt
That mermaid slut was butt-fucking a duck
Her name was Ariel and she was scary as hell
She brought a friend named Larry and he's hairy as hell
Larry had a pet mole named Joel
Joel crawled inside Larry's butthole
He made himself at home and called himself a buttmole
But enough about hairy Larry
He ended up getting married to a fairy named Sherry
They split up then Sherry remarried a canary named Harry
They went out to the pararie and ate berries and cherries
Drinking bloody marys and eating dairy products
Like yogurt, cottage cheese and cream cheese
They even boiled up some steamed peas
They gave me some pepper that made our whole team sneeze
They were so good, they made everyone scream please!
Gimme more peas or else I'll squeeze a Japanese tadpole
Then I ran into a mad troll
Then I called my dad Brad and he stole the troll's soul
My dad stuck his whole pole in the troll's hole
And even managed to stick a hot cole in the troll's hole.