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The Showcase Showdown
"Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman"
Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh! / Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman 7"
(Tario Records 1995)

I ruined all your Christmas joy
Stomped all over your children’s toys
Saw your house with the lights ablaze
To crash your holiday’s the only way
I knocked that stupid virgin down
Broke Joseph’s robes upon the ground
I saw his eyes from across the lawn
And oh-ho-ho, my heart was gone

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

Your guests, they all were horrified
Said the season I’d defiled
They can all just go straight to hell
I told them with one great big yell

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again

I burned down your tinseled evergreen
Hit your old aunt across the knees
I’ve smashed up all your Christmas plates
For you and yours I’ve got only hate
I kissed him on his frosty mug
And he gave me a great big hug
Now my heart is full of Christmas cheer
Almost enough to last all the year

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him
Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I'll do it again