DESCRIPTION:
Hold the fuckin’ phone. Is Jimmy – the stupid idiot who shares stupid music and writes stupid things, the stupid idiot who’s done nothing BUT share stupid music and write stupid things – REALLY pushing advertisements now? Fuckin’ really?

...yeah, really. Sorry to break the news to you guys, but Jimmy is, inherently, a shameless shill. So when an up-and-coming label such as Neck Chop Records comes forth with a business proposal of a shill-friendly nature, who am I to say no? Besides, god-forbid that I put forth the time and effort to support an independent distro/label within our own community; yeah, that sounds like such a teeeerrible thing for me to do. How will I ever manage to cope with the unwavering guilt from condoning such selfish behavior?

With a pocketful of bribe money, fucker, that’s how.

Kidding, Neck Chop Records is just a one-man deal coming out of California, so I imagine he doesn’t have too much bribe money to throw at cartoon dogs on the internet – he does have some cool records, though. Tons of them, in fact: as of now, his online distro (neckchoprecords.com) is absolutely filled to the brim with all sorts of aural goodies of past and present. Seriously, it’s nuts how much good shit he’s got sitting around his shop – including some real fresh bites like Coneheads, Liquids, G.L.O.S.S., Haram, the sort of shit that all punks should give a shit about by default. If I actually had any money to my name, you better BELIEVE I’d clean that fuckin’ place out. I highly recommend that you scope out their page and pick up anything that tickles your pickle, and trust me, your pickle is bound to be tickled to the nth degree. I mean, he’s got Liquids records for sale, dude! I don’t even have either of those, and I dedicated hours to writing about those fuckin’ things. Snatch ‘em up and give Neck Chop Records your money, you goober.

But what if I were to tell you that, among the oodles of rock gems that’s already stocked in his expansive catalog, there’s some even FRESHER bites to be found? I’m talkin’, like, 100% uncharted territory, stuff that wouldn’t have come to fruition if it wasn’t for Neck Chop Records’ existence. I’m talkin’ label-specific records of material that you’ve already come to adore, stuff that’s just waiting to go right up on your shelf. As the video states, that’ includes, but definitely is not limited to, Woodboot, Erik Nervous, Beta Boys, Acrylics, and later (in the label’s second run of records) Bleeding Gums, Andy Human & The Reptoids, Warm Bodies, Cereal Killer, and Lost System. Talk about a catalog to brag about. Shit, even before Neck Chop Records had contacted me, I thought the label’s discography was nothing short of impressive. As of now, the Woodboot and Acrylics LPs are up for sale, containing recordings from the group’s “Krang Gang” and “Self-Titled” tapes respectively, with the Erik Nervous (“Teen Distortion Art Junk Music”) and Beta Boys (“After Dark) 7”s coming within the near future. Now’s your chance to own some of your pre-existing favorite on wax – you’d be an idiot to pass this opportunity up. And no, I’m not getting paid to say that. You’d be an idiot. Them’s FACTS. You can go soak your head if you ain't happy with the TRUTH.

Video by Joslyn Crocco, the person behind Nancy’s “(Get The) ReVVUP” music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baEvCiy-dF8

SUPPORT: https://neck-chop-records.myshopify.com/