DESCRIPTION:
The 12 days of Christmas adapted and performed by 3rd year pharmacy students at the University of Huddersfield. What is it like for newly qualified pharmacists after graduation? This song explains all...

Lyrics:

On the first day of Christmas, in the pharmacy
I knew this was the job for me!

On the second day of Christmas, technicians gave to me
Two latex gloves
And my BNF and MEP!

On the third day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And I can't believe my salary!

On the fourth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And I counselled patients OTC!

On the fifth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
But I didn't have time for coffee...

On the sixth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And I had to demonstrate a pessary

On the seventh day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And the technician shouted at me

On the eighth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Eight kids-a-coughing
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And they want to check my CPD!!


On the ninth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Nine wonky labels
Eight kids-a-coughing
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And I'm stuck with a student, why me?

On the tenth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Ten scripts-a-waiting
Nine wonky labels
Eight kids-a-coughing
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And inspections from the GPhC

On the eleventh day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Eleven Zomorph missing
Ten scripts-a-waiting
Nine wonky labels
Eight kids-a-coughing
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
And just five decades more 'til I'm free

On the twelth day of Christmas, in the pharmacy:
Twelve hours standing
Eleven Zomorph missing
Ten scripts-a-waiting
Nine wonky labels
Eight kids-a-coughing
Seven pills-a-popping
Six tablets owing
Five patients ring!
Four MURs
Three lost pens
Two latex gloves
Should I've picked a different degree?