Doomhawk

Booking information: doomhawk@riseup.net

Our new E.P. is available on vinyl through our buddies at Rumbletowne Records and for cd's you can contact us directly.



Gleet hath fought many beasts but never hath it fought such a beast as this. It was a young warrior by the name of Castropho, and he was surely its match. As he was about to drive his sword into Gleets gaping hole, Gleet used its lengthy tallon, The Tapper, to stab Castropho, an elfin-troll, in his hairy fungusy troll foot. They made peace by starting the majestic forces of a blackhole. This was DOOMHAWK. Spacetime, an intergalactic time traveler, soon after discovered this blackhole. She beat the shit out of Castropho and Gleet for devastating her time traveling powers, and this was the beat of the unholy sounds. This was thus the beginning of DOOMHAWK.

One day, after Space-Time retrieved her traveling powers back, the trio set out on an epic journey to the Golden Belt of Equinox, deep in the blackness of outer space. They were searching for a powerful mineral that would help them get back to the other side of the black hole. Upon landing on one asteroid, the ground began to shake. "If we could harness the shaking power of this ass-quake, we could ride it through the black hole!" exclaimed Space-Time.

"Precisely!" Gleet replied. So with all their strengths combined, Castropho, Space-Time and Gleet manifested the ass-quake to metamorphisize into Rumbleplex, an unseen force that blasted them through the black hole and into the unknown!



To be continued.