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If Our Love Was an Outhouse. By Bryant Oden

This funny love song is for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or any day. Other funny songs by Songdrops include The Duck Song, I Got a Pea, The Homework Song, Best Friends Forever, You Turn my Pinkies Blue, I Won't Give up Til I Win Your Heart, The Valentine's Day Song, The Love Bug, and many more.
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On the CD of 40 funny songs for kids and everyone: "The Songdrops Collection, Vol. 2."
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Lyrics to the funny song "If Our Love Was an Outhouse"

If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound
If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground
If our love was a camel it wouldnt much spit
If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Since I forgot your birthday its the least I could do

I love you as far as a turkey can fly
I love you as long as a lizard stays dry
I love you as strong as a turtle can swim
I love you as deep as the doodoo Im in

If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high
If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi
If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold
If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Next time Ill notice your brand new hair dew

If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings
If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing
If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice
If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
I think I Misspelled your name on my two new tattoos

I wrote this sweet love song special for you
Dont thank me just make me more cornbread and stew
Honey youre sweeter than bathtub mildew

Go to Songdrops.com for more funny songs for kids and everyone.