DESCRIPTION:
Lobotomized's fifth song on their debut album Norwegian Trash featuring guest artists; Eric Cutler (Autopsy) - solo guitar #2, #4 and #6, Eyvind (Diskord) - bass, backing vocals: Dopi (Machetazo) and The Hobo Choir: Voldswagon & Jacques Matt (Lydia Laska), Runar (Skrekkfilm and Inferno dude), Lucifix (Lucifix), Benedikt (Momrakattakk & Tusmørke), Svenno (Musikk, Dans og Drama) and the almighty Slangen (Kjør på for helvete! UH!).

Artwork: Kent Mathieu.

Apocalyptic Empire / No Posers Please / Hobotomized Records

Lyrics:

The first thing you need is a wagon built for speed
a Bjølseth-caravan to roam the goddamn land
And a car to pull the beast
with room for a still and yeast
and you'll need a camping place
to play your ace of spades

This is a Crash course in camping
A lesson in white trash romancing
This is a Crash course in camping
A lesson in white trash romancing

The second thing you need
is some music played by a swede
Roland Cedermark
will make your soul spark
An accordion for your trip
who cares if it's not hip
You can play it everywhere
the sound will cleanse the air

Don't forget your homemade booze
Don't throw away that road-killed moose
you will need it for the grill
The meat and drinks will make you chill

Eat! Drink! Fight! Fuck!

The final thing you must bring
will make you the camping king
A grill that burns on coal,
barbecue with an old school soul