DESCRIPTION:
Two kids gets tricked into releasing Loki from his punishment of being chained to rocks under the poison snake (without the snake though, it's a kid show!) and Loki then heads to "Jotenheim" to plot Ragnarok with the evil jotnar.

... So, one of the Danish Christmas TV shows this year will be Jul i Valhal / Christmas in Valhal once again (FINALLY!). To celebrate that someone thought of Norse mythology as appropriate Christmas story material I re-subbed one of the songs (the best one imo) into English.

And wow, look at those sexy Jotun girls!

Lyrics:
It's close to impossible to think
When you're sitting on your knees chained like a fool
Through all these years, how and when will I get the chance to cut my hair?
Without beard (eard), I'll leave my wall,
Return home to them with high fives,
Be bad again,
And old friend of the family who'll show his turncoat face

Shhh

And maybe two kids will get good ideas,
Overlooks a maybe slightly bad character,
Forgets to focus,
Gets snowed in in more than a lunchbreak
Give me piano (piano music is played)

Listen how it cracks when I crush Aseirs to dust
They hang in bunches, lazy, giggling
You'll have to look out, Thor
Feminized butter tenor, one knows where you live

(Chorus)
I'm not even bitter or angry
I just have an incredible urge to hurt everyone
So now I go
Do you want to come?

Oh, what's this? (sniffs)
Is it the homebaking?
No, it's the sweet smell of defeat, discomfort of the gods,
will be a piece of cake,
And with a stroke of magic I'll force christmas back,
into darkness,
pat cakes, (a danish children's game of clapping hands in a certain manner two and two together)
that unfortunately tastes dry

Hey Odin, you're a laughing stock
in you're ruin, you little one eyed dwarf rabbit
Who shakes like a coward when I amuse myself
(Ho ho ho ho)
Who's backed up into a corner? On retreat?
Divine language concoction

(Female Loki voice)
Soon a new era begins,
With a guy called Loki

(Back to male)
(Chorus)
I'm not even bitter or angry
I just have an incredible urge to hurt everyone
So now I go

(Instrumental)

You can't just throw your family out,
Especially not when they are even born a god,
Goosebumps

Now it's enough
Sing together
Go crazy, Godshock, Lokilock, Ragnarok

(Chorus)
I'm not even bitter or angry
I just have an incredible urge to hurt everyone
You can't just throw your family out,
Especially not when they are even born a god,
Goosebumps,
(It's close to impossible to think...
When you're sitting on your knees chained like a fool)
Shhh