Smite Pantheon Rap Battles: Greek vs Egyptian - Video
PUBLISHED:  Aug 23, 2014
DESCRIPTION:
The Gods of Smite decide to battle it out......on the mic. This episode: Greek vs Egyptian.

Disclaimer: I wrote the lyrics a long time ago, so they may not be completely accurate based on the current meta. Also, I know my Athena and Isis voices suck, but I'm a guy, and its hard :(

Background images made from textures by TheSittingDemon: http://imgur.com/a/KQREb#56

Beat by DJmani106: https://www.youtube.com/user/DJmani106

Lyrics:
[Sobek:]
Watch me charge in with a flip and a spin
With the croc on your team, ain't no way you can't win
Lord of the Nile, waiting to defile
I'm vile with style as I axe you with a smile
I’m vicious when attacking those who don’t have a heart
And when I dive in the water you'll be ripped apart
Every strike from my blade makes me harder to kill
I'm not gonna stop till your blood has been spilled

[Thanatos:]
My life is consumed by the souls I take
Fighting death itself is a big mistake
When the reaper of souls has you in his sights
Prepare for a blow from a chunking death scythe
Yeah, you're about to get facerolled
When I skip the Bumba's, go for straight Death's Toll
Got Speed, Sprint 3, tryna make an escape?
Hovering Death will put you in your place

[Ra:]
Rrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa, I'm the god of the sun
I can't be passed at all, I'm the solid number one
I bring the Searing Pain here to melt your face
The circle of light, damage and heals in one place
My Celestial Beam has unsurpassed clear
A wild Kakaka lets you know that I'm near
In alpha, any role of mine would strike fear
Greaves and Thebes, better tank than Ymir

[Athena:]
Look at these fools trying to win a war
Without a strategist to even the score
Ares fights for glory, I fight for more
I've been the most intelligent since I was born
When it comes to a debate, I’m always right
My cross-map teleport brings me to the fight
I’d like to think that my spear draws everyone's eyes
But we all know where they truly lie

[Anubis:]
I'm the REAL god of death, call me Mr. Pub Stomper
Imma take your Bastet and go out for a romp-er
Unless you've got beads, don't even bother
Get hit by my stun and go straight to my father
No warning on the stun man, thats pretty rough
What, me running straight at you wasn't enough?
I'm a GOD in casual, thrown in ranked to the side
So bipolar, call me Jackal and Hyde

[Zeus:]
The God of Gods, the almighty stormbringer
Shooting bolts of lightning out of my fingers
My basics hit harder than an ADC
Call me Fenrir, cause I win everytime I press 3
Don't attack my shield, you'll only hurt yourself
Eating all this lightning can't be good for your health
More burst potential than a Loki in stealth
Press Y, just look at all the damage I've dealt

Guess I won this for you guys
You're welcome Olympus

[Osiris:]
Not. So. Fast.
Betrayed by my brother, revived by my lover
A vital part of me was taken, but I got another
I have servants looking after me as King of the Dead
But put me in the jungle and I’ll still get fed
No matter your weapon, my sickle is longer
Casting abilities makes me stronger
My ghostly form soon begins to blossom
Every kill that I get is sarcophagawesome

[Ares:]
I HAVE YOU NOW!
I'm aggressive
With an angry wrath
When I swing my blade, it’s a giant bloodbath
You wanna fight against me, just do the math
You’re outmaneuvered, outplayed, just simply outmatched
(I’m a) Destructive, demonic delinquent demonstrating all the desolation dissolving yet and the debacle of death
Get shackled by my chains and you’re gonna get wrecked
Sword, check. Shield, check. Bodybags, check!

[Isis:]
I’ll explain this more delicately
Because when I serve pain it’s a delicacy
Burst mage with the most efficacy
I fight intelligently, you’re pure inadequacy
And when you come back to lane, you’re moving hesitantly
Slow, stun, your life’s gone definitely
Your death's coming fast and inevitably
I’ve got the balls, you’ve got celibacy

[Apollo:]
So beautiful, my face that is, I’m bloody hot
With the voice of an angel, got jazz, blues, and pop
On the ADC Tier list, I'm at the top
Applaud my music or you're gonna get shot
No matter who I play I'm always the winner
My score's so good its composed by Hans Zimmer
You’re the prey, and I’m about to go hunting
I’ll shoot you in the face with my orange......somethings
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