Ley Royal Scam

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Since August 2004, Ley Royal Scam has been forced to rehearse in the kitchen of T. Marts double-wide trailer in Honeybrook, PA (at the corner of Barnaby Junction and Treatment Plant Road) due to complex extenuating circumstances surrounding his recent house arrest (assault and battery, shoplifting, oustanding parking violations, pulling tag

off mattress.)



Ginny commutes each week from her parent's house in Keyport, New Jersey.



They record their profesh pop-tunery in T. Marts bathroom, where Mr. Whisker's litter box in the bathtub has been known to make Ginny repeatedly barf in her own hand, and where, due to the endlessly fascinating results of Nuendo pitch corrector, everyone staunchly refuses to make recognition of her wildy tone deaf style.



GKB and T. Mart incessantly lock boobs over lyrical content, seeing as her garbagey independento personality gets sorely in the way of the previously structured Ley Royal Scam master/servant musical paradigm. T. Marts glass eye goes wiley wif fury when they battle; often times resulting in it falling out and rolling away. It is at these times that Ginny dashes off and hides underneath the trailer hitch.



Ginny, a raging hypochondriac, who constantly complains of ailing health and physical exhaustion, is also the founding Presidentress of the 212-216 Imaginary Linguistics Junior Wordsmiths, and somewhat diligently works the sewing line at Sweet Face Fashion Corp - the factory behind J. Lo's clothing company, where she just received a controversial demotion fer fraternizing wif the Senior Executive In Charge of Global Promotion.



T. Mart stuffs envelopes for 228 doughlers and 46 cents a week from home, natch.



Ley Royal Scam would like to cordially thank Outback Steak House and Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.



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