DESCRIPTION:
Lab Week at The University of Michigan Health System.
We lost. Song starts at 1:50. Lyrics below.

Shafi as Leroy
Song performed by Joe and Amira
Written by Dana and Pam

Hey, Leroy! Can we get some lab results?
Yup, yup, yup, yup (x7)

Hook:
I'm gonna pop some tops
Only got 20 minutes left on my shift
I-I-I-I'm huntin, lookin for some results
Chemistry is awesome!

Verse 1:
Walk up in the lab like, "What up, I got a POC TROP!"
I'm so busy, gotta leave it in the Drop Box
Ice in the bag, to keep that Ammo frosty
Send it up quick so that STAT stays icy
Rollin in, in the tube, headin up to Chemistry
Wand it in, spin it down, need it fast on that machine
The Doc says he needs it now; this pressure really gets to me
I'm gonna need to wash my coat; I just spilled the patients pee.
(shoooooooooooooooooooooottttttttt)
It's cool, I got 20 minutes left!
I'll be scanning it, passin it, bout to go and get the management
Handin out the test results, the Doc has really been wanting it
But me and my techies don't mind, man
We're workin and we're typin and
Savin some patients and I'm almost done with this crazy shift

Imma need more blood than this, Imma need more blood than this
No for real, ask the nurse, can they get more blood than this?
Plastic jumpsuit and some blue slippers
I wear it up and down the hall; you know I really dig it
Did they take Tussionex, did they take some nexus?
I bet they took some Xanax; we'll have to run a Drug 6
Hello, hello, let me transfer you to Tox, yo
Bill Nye ain't got nothing on my Chem game, oh no!
I will take that C-PEP, cool it down, freeze those
The test results would be like, "Aw, he got Mellitus!"
I'm gonna pop some tops
Only got 20 minutes left on my shift
I-I-I-I'm huntin, lookin for some results
Chemistry is awesome!

I wear my white lab coat
I look professional
I work in Chemistry
Don't you wish that you were me?!