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Ever since I got Binaca
I don't have to brush my teeth no more
Ever since I got hairspray
I don't have to brush my hair no more
Because I'm free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my nose job
I don't have to blow my nose no more
Ever since I got my ear plugs
I don't have to wash my ears no more
Because I'm free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my period
I don't have to wear red panties no more
Ever since I got my boob job
I don't have to write good songs no more
Because I'm free
Free from hygienic responsibility

Ever since I got my tubes tied
I don't have to have abortions no more
Ever since I got HIV
I don't have to clean my IV
Because I'm free
Free from hygienic responsibility