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So, I randomly started writing down words starting with each letter of the alphabet... and lo and behold a ridiculous song came out of it!

Another Breadbox (the ridiculous alphabet song)
Another breadbox covered in doilies
Entirely fraudulent galloping horse
Indolent jackanapes kinfolk lollygag
Making needlepoint on the porch
Querying rectification
Sanctimonious tirade
Underwater volcano
Whatchamacallit xrayed
Young zoologist
That's the alphabet
Won't you sing with me
Bet you thought that I
Couldn't sing it and
Keep my dignity