Intergalactic Bastard

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Intergalactic Bastard comes from a planet called HugeAnus, in a far far away galaxy.

He landed on Earth in 1987 at Kaihoro, New Zeland.



Originally came wit' sum of his Bastard bros to conquer the world, exterminate all human beingz and open a chain of galactic fast-food servin' the best human meat ever. Exposed by a lil' military human squad, all bastardz have been killed, except I.B. who had to hide out among earth-dwellaz.



Step by step, he assimilates earthlin' customz, luvin' sumones like be fucked up by an excessive alcohol comsumption and put his jizz on hottiez big tits. At the same time, he's interesed by earthlin' muzzik (especially new-wave funk, disco, rock and old skool hip-hop like P.E., 2 Live Crew, Run DMC, etc.) and 80's horror B moviez.



First, for goin' more unnoticed on Earth, he decides to get a job. He releases his own brand of alcohol "Viper". It will be a huge failure.

So, naturally, he turns to his second passion : MUZZIK!

Now he's on Earth in peace (off?) and he try to make an odd kind of muzzik, mixin' his new knowledge of earthlin' technik of production and his galactical stuff.



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