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Go Fuck yourself, Chooch Town, Hammell on Trial,

Hey, you!
You wouldn't make a Phone call, if it didn't serve you,
You turn up at the Funeral, and you think you're the big mohawk,
Go Fuck Yourself!
Hey! You!
I'm tired of you asking me questions,
and condescending, alluding to your big dough!
Go Fuck yourself!
Hey! You!
Everybody knows you're a drug dealer,
you fool no-one,
your poor wife is laughing, and making a brave face,
to her family, and friends,
and she's gonna get the kids taken away,
Go Fuck Yourself!
Hey You!
You left those kids behind, you send that video home,
at Christmas, of yourself, in the jacuzzi,
and your kids are wearing sneakers in the snow,
and can't afford coats,
Go Fuck Yourself!
Hey, You,
I haven't got the balls to tell you to your face,
Your taste is in your ass,
please don't show me your paintings,
Please don't talk to me about books,
You're an asshole, Go Fuck Yourself!
Hey, You,
I don't care about your Gun collection,
You haven't got the balls to get a fucking job!
Go Fuck Yourself!


CHHOCHTOWN

My name is Chooch, I don't know what you heard about the night in question, Word!
It's only half the story, cuz a lot more went down,
I don't hang out with Bobby Man, he's a fucking clown
Oh, I mean I might sell him drugs, or a stereo that's hot,
but I hang out with players, and Bobby definitely is not,
I hang in bars, uptown, I got a Credit Card scam,
I got a call from McCluskey, he thinks he's the Man,
Cuz he's a hot shit Lawyer, friend to the stars,
and it's mad, crazy money,
and it's style, and fast cars,
He calls me up to his office,
cuz he knows I know the street,
Close the door. Very discrete,
he's got a little problem, maybe I can check,
He says "You wanna make a thousand?"
and I say, "what the heck"
Seems he's got a famous Client,
who's had his house cleaned,
in more ways than one, if you know what I mean,
And the Housemaid stole some Photos,
of him, with some kids, and I mean,
If this stuff should surface,
well, his Client hits the skids,
there's this Blackmail letter,
I didn't ask how much,
He gave me an address,
I said I'd be in touch,
and Hey, I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go,
You know,
So I check out the address,
She was on the fifteenth,
there's a guy, Joe Brush lives there,
and he spills the beans,
seems she moved out at night,
didn't pay the rent,
she's got a boyfriend calls the shots,
but he don't know where they went,
then Joe remembers, that her boyfriend's a cook,
at the Thai Lo House, so I go over there and take a look,
It's the graveyard shift, I'm there three am,
I ask about the photos, but things get out of hand,
so I stuff him in the cooler, cuz I re-arrange his face,
and I rifled through his pockets,
I find a lease on a new place,
I hear noises in the back, so I go out, where they're eating,
there's fuckin' Bobby man, givin' the place a verbal beat,
and I'm trying to be invisible, and he's
"Hey Chooch, c'mere",
and I''m "Fuck off"
I sit with these guys, til I can make it clear,
But I gotta hit the cook's house,
Y'know, tonight, and just as we're leaving,
fucking Bobby starts a fight, well, hey,
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, Yknow!
So I ditch these guys quick,
take a Cab to the address,
and the Housemaid gives up the photos,
with very little stress, but as I round the corner,
something dawns on me, I recognise from these photos,
some old actor, from TV, and he's having sex with Children,
now this would close the door, on future shots,
on Baywatch, and Mary fucking Tyler Moore,
so I visit this old actor, firmly explain my situation,
and he gives me 90G's,
to show his appreciation,
and I buy an Al Camino, until the heat dies down,
I think Ill hit Texas, hey, I like that Houston town,
Hey,I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, Yknow!
Hey, uh, Bobby there,
you're always writing songs about, uh, Joe Brush,
Bobby, why don't you write something about me, Man,
Hey, I got something for ya, hey, listen to this!
"Maybe you know, a little place you can go,
where there's always Blow! Choochtown! "
Waddya think, Man, pretty cool, huh?
Hey, hey Paulie, step over here by the cooler,
lets talk about this for a second,.......