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I read The Hobbit as a kid and loved it, so for the release of the film I figured I'd put my only decent impression to use.

Andy Serkis is a frickin' awesome guy.

Also, I'm pretty sure I invented Hobbit Hip hop... or as I call it; Hip Hob.

Lyrics:

We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Precious.
They stole it from us. // Yes well we is no better
Smeagol? Yo, G, it's me, your OG equal,
We need to be peaceful with these people, not evil
You is always too weak, you is always too feeble
I'll hope these shire folk tie a rope round their vile throats
I alone deserve to wear ring bearer's necklace
No, we knows it only brings terror, precious!

No, we must protect the master, guide him on his course
Those sneaky little hobbitses? Wicked, tricksy, false!"
They lies and they cheats, they finds and they theifs!
Only thing that we could finally need is...

the precious...So let us... lead him deceitfully,
Smeagol so we could be- No! No!
Master's my friend! Not false, he is true!
You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

Not the fat one or the master, Not the sun or the moon
Not listening, Not listening! You's sickening,
besides what kind of friend ties us to leashes
but when we said it burnses, the master released us,

we swear on the precious to lead these hobbitses, Gollum // What is this
nonsense, we gots them believing a lie, we gots to be deceitful and
why // don't you remember that hobbits is trixie?
Don't you remember the bagginses history? // Yes, we

does, but the precious curs ed us and the master
Your lines are dark but my riddles are darker
I comes first and follows after
I ends life, I kills laughter.

Biting my rhymes with your white horses on a red hill
Champ them, stamp them, then you stand still
Don't bring up the bagginses riddles, just stop it
Well he was the thief with what's in his pocket

It cheatses, it loses precious, we should have eats it
don't stews it, a raw and wriggling feastses
tasty treatses, tasty treatses
But so alone now, now we weepses

We hates it, we hates it, we hates it forever!
So we takes it, we takes it, we takes it the precious
We were banished but it's ours to reclaim
Like that maggotses Bagginses did when he came

before we were betrayed // before we left the cave
before meeting with shelob and we would evade her // before
we were interrogated and were made to persuade sauron of our honest mistake // it was

painful! We remembers... before being caught by Aragorn
and taken to Gandalf the gray
before we even heard of Mirkwood and escaped
before we walked into Moria to wait for the day we laid

eyes on the prize on the precious again
Face it smeagol, you's simply evil,
don't forget that you can be lethal
don't forget what you did to Deagol

Murderer... // No... Go away...
Go away? Don't forget what they said!
on our own birthday // Murderer they called us and
drove us away // You hopeless disgrace, you

I hate you... I hate you!
Where would you be without me? (gollum gollum).
Probably all dead... Probably all rotten.
I saved us. It was me. We survived because of me!

We's alive because I rised above the cries you used to weep
We's alive because I picked and catched the fish we had to eat
We's alive because of you maybe before,
We needed you then but not anymore

What did you say? Is something wrong with your brain?
Master looks after us. // After supplanting us!
We cannot takes it! We needs my precious...
We don't need you and don't need your vengeance

Leave now and never come back.
No! Trusts us, you don't want that!
Leave now and never come back!
Argh! Don't leave me Smeagol over one rap!

Leave now and never come back!