DESCRIPTION:
REFRAIN:
It's a silent night, holy night
everyone sleeps, noone is awake
It's a silent night, holy night
We make some noise, the neighorhood is excited

KILLA KARL:
Balderdash! Where's that noise from
The keg is barely tapped and already empty
What would be the advent without hot wine punch with shots
and excessive boozing

Contemplation my ass!
ten o´clock at the latest i'll be drunk
Then I'm ready to go
If you wanna learn how to dance: I'll show ya!

My path takes me straight to the bar
Every 10 minutes I order a Beck's beer
Screw you, if you're sober
Because I for one will get terribly drunk!

I'm afraid of my way back home
There's black ice and I can't walk one bit
So I stagger and I think "Damn!
I hope I don't meet St. Claus!"


LIL' JOE:
Why is every day in december grey
Why am I drunk on every december day
Why does anything around me look so shady
And where am I? Ah, why the hell would I care?

I really just wanted to buy some presents for christmas
But now I'm drinking at the Christmas market with my friends
In fact I need one idea for a present
But now I'm standing here and I got four sheets to the wind

It's always the same, 4 guys boozing
everyone of us had 4 hot wine punches with shots
Looks like we had enough, but no!
Now we drink shots with hot wine punch.

Everyone wears a Santa's hat, no one can stand straight
But nobody wants to go home now.
We drink until we drop, that's the difference
We can't talk anymore but we sing our song.


REFRAIN:
It's a silent night, holy night
everyone sleeps, noone is awake
It's a silent night, holy night
We make some noise, the neighorhood is excited


DIRRRTY FRANZ:
We do a lot of partying when it's christmas time
It's cold outside so we drink some grog
When I go to a party I drink a Jagertee
And some hot wine punch with winter's apple, that ain't no horseshit either

On Christmas markets and also at the snow bar
We party at the expense of our livers
Parties, parties, parties - that's real stressful
Well, so much for your contemplative holidays...

JIGGY POT:
Today is somebody's birthday so fuck the contemplation
If you got a reason to party, of course you don't stay at home
It's the 24th, that's why we turn it up!
Because today we party, that's a Christian custom

The feast in my stomach has not been digested yet
still we drink until everything is gone
Shortly before closing time it comes to me:
Christmas is a good thing, so I sing every year...