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These are the lyrics to Too Many Dicks On The Dancefloor by Flight Of The Conchords!

This was a request from a friend of mine as it is our favourite song to sing when around each other! I hope you guys enjoy singing along, as I know she and I will.


Lyrics:

Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Going to the party, sipping on Bacardi
I wanna meet a hottie but there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy, they're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami
Bret - Tell the fellas, make it understood, it ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go, the dance floor bro-hoe ratio
Five to one is a brodeo, tell Steve and Mike it's time to go
Wait outside all night to find twenty dudes in a conga line
Brett and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Easy to fix
Brett - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Spreadin' out the dicks
Dave - Too many dudes, with too many dicks
Too close to my shit, too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds, more broads, less rods
I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods
Jemaine - Too many men, too many boys
Too many misters, not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Not enough ladies, too many mans
Too many mans
Too many mans
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks, too many dongs
Too many schlongs, now sing this song
Bret - Too many dicks on the
Too many dicks on the
Dicks on the
Dicks on the
Dicks, dicks, dance, dicks
D-d-d-d-dicks on the dancefloor
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret and Dave - Too many dicks on the dancefloor
Jemaine - Too many dicks
Bret - Too many dicks on the dancefloor