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Scituation Freestyle was brought to you by JWA (Journalists with Attitude). Music video coming soon!

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Lyrics:

[Intro - Stevie Glass (aka Sean Rezendes)]

Yeah
Shout out to all my journalists worldwide
Spittin' all them facts on the hotline, hit me up if you got any tips
Shout out to my sources for keeping me outta that libel life
I'm workin'

[Verse 1 - Stevie Glass (aka Sean Rezendes)]

Stevie glass is my name, haters gonna hate
Plagiarism ain’t my thing, I never fabricate
Like my last name I can see right through you
I control these words, like I’m messing with voodoo
Started as a staff writer, graduated to the web life
Editors, writers, struggling with their own strifes
My stories hit you harder, than Lil Wayne’s The Carter
Used to riding the bench, but now I’m a starter
Take a look at my by-line, horizontal not slanted
Take at look at our publication, bought and demanded
Other journalists are whack and out of bent
They know nothing about interviews or 5-space indents
We got so much news, reaching out to civilians
We got more integrity than the old Brian Williams
We the kings of media, so let’s ride and boast
So let's get down to work, cause I know you’re engrossed

[Verse 2 - Sticky Scituation (aka Frankie Ragge)]

Sticky Scituation going in!
I’m goin’ in like a number 2 Ticonderoga
I be spitting these facts like HOVA
Now all you other journalists move over
I be spitting BARS, B A R Z
Look at my InDesign, the columns are 3
Don’t get these raps confused with my wrap text
You know when writing articles they’re always the best
Got these articles lined up back to back
Pardon the flow, this ain’t a diss track
Boutta hit up Mrs. Hall for another fact
I got perpetual flow on the beat
I got perpetua text on the sheet
Like a watchtower I'm bringing the spotlight
Exposing fake journalists all night, no fight

[Verse 3 - Slim Bird (Chris Olivieri)]

Slim Bird...
Slim Bird in the nest spittin' straight facts for free
Sailing on this big boat from sea to sea
Too busy writing Sci-Raq history to read it
Our crew so nice I told the Harbormen to beat it
Sailor Gang 'bout to get this dub at home
Making the other team Cry like this rap is a poem
Better take yourself to Wall Street to invest in our stock
You know why? Because I'm the new kid on the block
Leading the flock
I taught my writers the journalism game
Doodling on the pavement and chalk
Here is the play let me shoot that wet j
Call me the chef like Curry shooting that deep trey
3-2-1
My time here serving you like dinner is done
Here is my boy Gilly Wap, slinging some fire hot puns

[Verse 4 - Gilly Wap (Tommy Gillan)]

GIlly Wap is the name...
Gilly Wap is the name ain't in the game for the fame
Just tryna deliver you facts when peoples stories are lame
Make sure you back up those claims
I'll fact check you to death
Your story smells like lies and so does your breathe
Gotta edit this paper gotta meet deadline
This headline damn it's so fine
Missused semicolon you uncultured swine
Delivering fire news like McClusky delivers dimes
Turkey day news get the Scituation 5 dolla
Holla at us when you wanna thank our squad of scholars
Landing the knockout blow to this fire beat
Killing da the journalism game, JWA cant be beat!

FIN

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