DESCRIPTION:
After grueling years of research, development and market analysis, the fine folks at Andrew Jackson Jihad Inc. have found a solution to life's greatest question. How do I eat salad?

Look no further! We have innomaginationeered™ the perfect solution. THE SALAD GLOVE® provides an easy to use, clean, effective, modern, indiscriminate way for you to enjoy salads!

Using technology, we have developed a glove that can be easily applied to all salad-related eating experiences. Just slip on a salad glove, and FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™!

Let's put a salad in every bowl and a glove on every hand! Welcome to the future! Welcome to America!

THE SALAD GLOVE®:

Buy - http://ajjstore.bigcartel.com/product/the-salad-glove

Andrew Jackson Jihad "Live at The Crescent Ballroom":

Vinyl - http://asianmanrecords.com/

Digital - http://andrewjacksonjihad.bandcamp.com/album/live-at-the-crescent-ballroom