TIJUANA SOUVENIRS

From the smallest bars to the backstreets in the hearts of everyone.Tijuana Souvenirs are that lump at the back of your throat,that glare in your eye's,that fucked up aunty at your child's birthday party that gets drunk and flash's her boobs at the guest's.We are here for a long time not a good time.We are too old to die young and too young to get discount meals at all you can eat restaraunt's.We met while working at Luna Park and one of us was sacked for tampering with the ball's you insert in the open clown's mouth

to win a prize.In protest we locked ourselves to inside the Gravatron and wrote what turned out to be a set of songs.The Tijuana Souvenirs ride start's here.