The Bakery

March 20 - Quirks.



The Bakery have been variously described as:



“A rampaging gaggle of funkified love-children, triumphantly

smearing their unique blend of ‘neo-orgasmic-sould-funk-jungle-

party-core’ across the mental genitals of all those who hop

aboard their party train”.



“An orgy of hedonistic cretins who wrangle like bavarian game

hunters the sounds of booty-shaking-funk-lust, crafting them into

burning soul-swords of badassity, and swinging them uproariously

across the lands of killer fatness and sweet ear love”.



“An immense and burning shaft of bright groove energy that

penetrates into the very depths of your soul, grasping it with full

streangth and remolding it into an 18th century carousel packed

to the brim with giggling children”.



“Modern day answers to the fundamental question plaguing us

all: ‘who are we, and why are we all here?’.



Debut album 'The Bakery & The Beast'



available now. Order a copy:

orders@thebakery.net.au



Contacts:



Bookings:



Jesse Ricketson

0404 635 095

bookings@thebakery.net.au



Media:



Emily Collins

0415642235

media@thebakery.net.au



General Enquiries:



info@thebakery.net.au



Email:



Check out our website www.thebakery.net.au, Full of many degrees of awesomeness - Music, Videos, Merch, Gigs, Web Forum and more! Check it out.



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