DESCRIPTION:
All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Played all instruments and wrote the Music, vocals, recording, editing and mixing by Travis Snider

Lyrics by Angry Rick Searcy

A SPF5000 Original
Song title: PHB
Genre: Creepy Country
Just a song dissin on creepy pedos.

Intro
Verse in 7/8 time sig
First verse
I know a child molester, and no his name is not Chester, spends his Money prodicin kids cd's.
The worst kind of brown noser, he is a butthole poser, the kids are stuck with him like a disease.

Chorus in 4/4 time sig
Hey you butthole poser, ass kisser, the worst brown noser, preteen girls do make you smile, nasty blue haired pedophile!

Second verse
If they're too young he don't care, long as they dont have pubic hair, that's the way he likes em yes indeed! If he's gonna get it his way, they have to pretend he's not gay, and they sure can't be old enough to bleed.

Chorus
Hey you butthole poser, ass kisser, the worst brown noser, preteen girls do make you smile, nasty blue haired pedophile!

Third verse
Little girls make him smile, creepy blue haired pedophile, we hope that he gets caught by mister Kim!
Cause you know when he's in prison, his cell mate will be jizzin, all the angry cons will have their way with him.

Outro repeat 3 times
Hey you butthole poser, ass kisser, the worst brown noser, preteen girls do make you smile, nasty blue haired pedophile!