DESCRIPTION:
Possum Pete "Silly songs for Fun and Lafter" Done as a parody to Oh Christmas Tree. Disclaimer: No animals were harm in the making of this video.

Verse 1
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet.
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet.
You tried to cross the interstate
But it was there you met your fate.
Oh Possum Pete, Oh Possum Pete
There's nothing left but hair and feet.

Verse 2
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?
Didn't you see that light turn red?
Now there's tracks across your head.
Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad
Why are you lying in the road?

Verse 3
Oh Kitty Cat, Oh Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Oh Kitty Cat, Oh Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?
Why were you running from the mutts?
'Cause then the truck squished out your guts.
Oh Kitty Cat, Oh Kitty Cat
Why does your tongue hang out like that?

Verse 4
Oh Fred the Fish, Oh Fred the Fish
Why are you lying on the dish?
Oh Fred the Fish, Oh Fred the Fish
Why are you lying on the dish?
You did not see the hook ahead,
And now your head is stuffed with bread.
Oh Fred the Fish, Oh Fred the Fish
Why are you lying on the dish?

Verse 5
Oh Bill the Bug, Oh Bill the Bug
What are you doing on the rug?
Oh Bill the Bug, Oh Bill the Bug
What are you doing on the rug?
You did not see the foot ahead,
And now your just a spot of red.
Oh Bill the Bug, Oh Bill the Bug
What are you doing on the rug?

Verse 6
Oh Al the Gator, Oh Al the Gator
You should have waited until later.
Oh Al the Gator, Oh Al the Gator
You should have waited until later.
You sat upon the yellow line
And now you're just a streak of slime.
Oh Al the Gator, Oh Al the Gator
You should have waited until later.

Verse 7
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk thunk?
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk thunk?
You did not look from east to west
Now on the road there's such a (stinky) mess.
Oh Sue the Skunk, Oh Sue the Skunk
Why do you make my tires go thunk thunk?

Verse 8
Oh Sam the Snake Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?
Oh Sam the Snake Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?
You did not see that truck go by
Now you look like a butterfly.
Oh Sam the Snake Oh Sam the Snake
Why do you lie out there and bake?

Verse 9
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh Turtle Ted
Your shell's all cracked and so's your head
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh Turtle Ted
Your shell's all cracked and so's your head
In the road you thought you'd travel
But now you're ground into the gravel.
Oh Turtle Ted, Oh Turtle Ted
Your shell's all cracked and so's your head

Verse 10
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?
Into the air, you'd quickly speed
An eighteen wheeler made you bleed.
Oh Swallow Sam, Oh Swallow Sam
What turned your body into jam?