DESCRIPTION:
*verse chord changes* C#4 Eb4 Ab4 F#4*
they call it the golden years and from what i have seen*
you look like the exact opposite of being golden*
so i prey to god to find a way to escape that fate*
*chorus chord changes* Ab4 Eb4 C#4 Eb4*
i don't want to grow old and slowly lose my vision*
i don't want to grow old and have to eat with false teeth*
i don't want to grow old and become an old fart *
*verse#2*
it seems like god or mother nature have a cruel sense of humor*
because they help us to grow up and reach the prime of your life*
and then they turn around to have us experience the opposite*
*chorus#2*
i don't want to grow old and have my memory shrink*
i don't want to grow old and need to use a hearing aid*
i don't want to grow old and become an old fart*
*solo*
*break away chord changes* C#8 Eb8*
sometimes i wonder if i could ever find*
that mythical fountain of youth*
but maybe i'm being a little paranoid*
but the simple truth is i'm not delusional*
*verse#3*
they say you lose your sense of smell and look like hell*
as your body droops to much and you have trouble pooping*
that's why the golden years can kiss our ass *
*chorus#3*
i don't want to grow old and peep my bed again*
i don't want to grow old and have nasty mood swings*
i don't want to grow old and become an old fart *