DESCRIPTION:
A pleasing ode describing one mans disillusion with the cynical and relentless methods employed by the corporate charity industry in an attempt to compel him to surrender his already meagre resources with particular reference to the manipulation of guilt, charity muggers who earn more than he does and the "gashness" of some the causes espoused.

This will be appearing on the new Monkish album due out in 2014. Lyrics below.

Chugger Off

On a lazy Saturday
I'm walking through the town
Then I spy a Chugger
and my underpants they turn brown
What a vile, loathsome
Self-righteous fucking shower
We all know that they earn £15 an hour

Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
I'm, sorry Christophe
Don't Mean to Mug You off
I've gotta get some scoff
So chugger chugger off

Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
I ain't got any cash
The charity sounds gash
I'm not just being tight
It's my basic human right
I don't know what to do
Did I mention I'm a Jew?
Don't be so obscene
I come from Aberdeen

Why do you feel the need to
Weat that stupid fucking hat?
Why don't you shove your clipboard
Your mercenary twat
I've already crossed the road twice
Please leave me alone
I'd love to help you out mate
But charity begins at home
(at that's where it's gonna stay, too)

Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
I'm sorry Christophe
Don't mean to mug you off
I've gotta get some scoff
Some mushroom stroganoff

Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off

I ain't got any cash
The charity sounds gash
I'm not just being tight
It's my basic human right
I don't know what to do
Did I mention I'm a Jew?
Don't be so obscene
I come from Aberdeen

I've had it with your chuggery
Disappear to buggery
Get out of my face
You're a fucking disgrace
Stop being a nob
Get a proper job
You're always on the ponce
So chugger off you nonce

(SOLO)

Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Chugger Chugger Off
Got no change.