DESCRIPTION:
Beastie Boys vs Bruce Springsteen vs RUN DMC vs Otis Redding
(Credit: www.divideandkreate.com)
::LYRICS BELOW::

Im tellin yall its *Santa Claus!*

Can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
'Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

So while you sit back and wonder why
I got this f**kin thorn in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's *Santa Claus*

Santa came down the chimney
Half past three, y'all
Left all them good ole presents
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha

So, so, so, so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
You'll shut me down with a push of your button?
But you, I'm out and I'm gone
I'll tell you now, I keep it on and on

Merry Christmas Baby

Merry Christmas Baby
Sure do treat me nice

'Cause what you see you might not get
And we can bet, so don't you get souped yet
You're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
I'm trying to tell you now, it's *Santa Claus*

Santa came down the chimney
Half past three, y'all
Left all them good ole presents
For my baby and for me, ha, ha, ha

Merry Christmas Baby

I can't stand it, I know you planned it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Watergate
But, I can't stand rockin' when I'm in this place
Because I feel disgrace because you're all in my face

But make no mistakes and switch up my channel
I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle
What could it be, it's a mirage
You're scheming on a thing, that's *Santa Claus*

Merry Christmas Baby

Merry Christmas Baby
Sure do treat me nice

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